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Maybe I’m late to this party, I don’t know, but IKEA Heights is the funniest thing ever. Thanks Rachel for introducing me!
If you haven’t seen it before, you should - it’s the perfect fake soap opera.
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the60thparallel replied to your post: Guys! You’re not going to believe this!No, Hell will only freeze over in the unlikely event the Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
Nailed it.
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”I laughed and ppk loolkeds
Adventures in waking up to drunk text msgs from T-Money. Always a source of amusement. This is the last of 4.
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In my parallel TV universe, Walter and Skyler White met in 1996, somewhere on the Upper West Side.
Yes. We’d also like to add Dr. Martens to Skyler’s outfit here.
WHOA.
Can you imagine Jerry Seinfeld doing standup on crystal meth?
And suddenly Kramer’s mental state makes perfect sense.
Holy crapola.
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Black bear steals pizza from B.C. restaurant
Conservation officers are on the hunt for a black bear that broke into a Whistler, B.C., pizza parlour Monday and polished off a pie.
The incident began shortly after 6 p.m. when the large black bear began pawing at a garbage can outside of Fat Tony’s, a popular destination for the ski village’s post-party crowd.
Two female employees were working at the time, said employee Colin Mont. As one went to close the door, the bear entered the establishment.
“The bear stood up over the counter and grabbed a pizza off the display and started eating it,” Mont said. “The girls stood back and let him do what he needed to do.”Meanwhile, in Canada…..
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I’m not going to lie, I laughed audibly at this last night.
Mercer Report - War of 1812 Celebrations
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GARY! ARE YOU HOME? I CAN’T FIND MY SHOES, AND SOMEONE MOVED THE DOORKNOB! IS THIS EVEN YOUR HOUSE? GARY!
… GARY!
EVERYTHING SMELLS LIKE VODKA AND I WANT MY SHOES!
GARY WHERE IS YOUR DOORKNOB!
ALLIGAAAAAAAAAATOR TEEEEEEEEEEAAAARRRRRS.
IS THIS EVEN YOUR HOUSE.
Likes
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Wintersleep - “In Came The Flood”
I like this song so much I paid $1.29 for it.
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Happy Birthday, Walt Whitman!
Love the earth and sun and the animals,
despise riches, give alms... -
Here goes nothing
In an hour I will only be in possession of 99% of my tongue.
Everyone keep your...
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GPOYT part 2: the fuckery continues.
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