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Sorry guys, no more J-ing O.

Constance Johnson, a Democratic state senator in Oklahoma, has proven that the legislative process can be funny on purpose sometimes by adding a provision that would treat any sperm not intended to fertilize an egg as an “an action against an unborn child” to a controversial “personhood bill.”

MORE: Oklahoma State Senator Constance Johnson Writes Satirical Amendment Banning Non-Procreative Ejaculation

So you’re telling me that a legal tactic in the film Legally Blonde just came into reality? What?

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  Like this will stop ppl from jacking off….smh
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  So you’re telling me that...film Legally Blonde just came into reality? What?
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  so now when i jack off I will get both the satisfaction of a self-induced orgasm, but also get to legally be stating...
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  I really appreciate this amendment. I also really appreciate...post with “ejaculation.”
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