December 2007
“Here’s something I didn’t know: they number each of the pages!”
– M.K. reading Moby Dick (not verbatum)
YES! That's it exactly! →
“Nothing like Schwety Balls”
– How could I forget this classic?
How come I'm only learning of this now??? *click* →
- GoFugYourself Pearls of Wisdom -
As a huge fan of the seminal tune “I Love Trash,” — truly, it’s neck and neck with “Rubber Ducky” as the best Sesame Street song ever, in my opinion, with honorable mention going to “C Is For Cookie,” which I hear has been replaced by “Cookies Are A Sometimes Food,” which, I sorry, is bullshit, because cookies are an ALWAYS food,...
Just so you know....
….you did not invent the term ‘delish/delici’ Ms. Ray. Please stop acting like you did. It’s not impressive.
“If a drunk hoser from Edmonton sees Gord Downie’s shadow, there’ll be six more...”
– V on a somewhat Canuck Groundhog Day, hypothetically speaking.
LOL
God asks Peyton Manning first: “What do you believe?” Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, “I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans.” God can’t help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left. Then God turns...
“Because its hard to wrap a double double.”
– Oh Timmie’s, I *heart* you.